Yellenica

The chairwoman of of the Federal Reserve. Such power. Such responsibility. Janet Yellen may very well be the most powerful woman in the world. Yet she is fiercely private, and her name only appears in a handful of headlines on slow news days.

There is something entrancing about her life, her work, her face. This special something has not been captured by language as we know it. New forms of communication are necessitated to describe her effects on myself and a few fiercely devoted countrymen.

Together, we are the Yellenists. Until recently we were a secret society, but have now opened our doors to curious onlookers. An essential element to make this possible is sharing our central text publicly.

This is no ordinary tome. The new genres of literature bridge the gap between human language and a sufficient portrait of Janet Yellen. Cutting edge styles are displayed along traditional forms. The Yellenica has been analyzed by laymen as a literary masterpiece, perhaps hundreds of years before its time. Though they typically categorize it as Economic Fantasy, the Yellenists attest that it is wholly unique.

There are thirteen books within the Yellenica. Each correspond to a branch bank of the Federal Reserve, with the central seventh book representing the Federal Reserve itself.

The work includes a centuries-old creation story in Iambic Pentameter, a horror novel, an entire Epigaia in perfect Dactylic Hexameter, slam poetry, stream-of-consciousness poetry a la Gertrude Stein, and many more exciting pieces that link together in a mosaic, the quality of which is revered as eternal.

I did not create the Yellica, but merely reconstructed it from a combination of oral tradition and spontaneous inspiration while seated under moonlight.

The tome will be available for purchase on Amazon by July, 2017.